Equus Asinus

#RubíTuesbray on #Asstodon Episode 2:

Morris complained to me: “Rubí, the Peasant only feeds us one carrot each morning now instead of two.”

“It’s the #CostofLiving,” I said. “I read his #CarrotWatch posts last week and carrots are more expensive. But I have a cunning plan. You’re handy with a screwdriver and a hammer, aren’t you Morris?”

“Yes, but I never read assembly instructions. What’s your plan?”

“See all these tourists who come past our field? I’m going to start trading our carrots.”

#RubíTuesbray appears on the hashtag #Asstodon – the donkey community posting on Mastodon – on Tuesdays. The Peasant also posts there as @equusasinus