The Rubí Tuesday blogue
“So, it’s Tuesday again. Are you going to write your Rubí Tuesday blogue?”
“I can’t be arsed.”
“People are expecting it. They won’t be pleased.”
“I’m not here to please people, I’m here to eat straw.”
“Well, eat straw then. There’s plenty left.”
“I can’t be arsed.”
“Go and look at the view then.”
“It’s the same view as usual.”
“Yes… And what did you expect, a view of dawn over the Niagara Falls?”
“Yesterday I saw a mountain goat on the hill opposite. It’s the same view of the mountain opposite but without a goat.”
“I’m going to eat straw. If you’re having an Eeyore sort of day, I suggest you go and stand in the Norty Corner and come back when you’re feeling more sociable.”
“Very well, if that’s going to be your attitude…”
“…hello Norty Corner. It’s Tuesday again.”