I am a donkey. I live with my donkey son Morris and my donkey friend Matilde (who has a daughter Aitana who is a bit of a silly horse) on a donkey farm called El Parral in the mountains near Benidorm, the capital of Spain. We have a Peasant who looks after us: he brings our food, sweeps up, does odd jobs, and helps put on our Santa hats for the annual Christmas photo (as we can't put them on ourselves.) Once every eight years I bray. The other donkeys bray too often: if you don't have anything new to say, I can't see the point.
So, as I writs my blogue, we starts another day at home in the log downs. If you sees any neigh-bour behaving too much like a horse, going out whinnying and cantering, well just you denounce them to the police on social meddler. #IamEatingMyStable #YoComeMiEstablo The Peasant is too busy on writting PSHE COVID-19 lesson … More Big Mummy Donk, she go claustrophobial
Hello, I’m Rubí and this is my Rubí Tuesday blog, because I writs it on Tuesdays mostly but sometimes mostly not, according to whim. I do the writting but not the reading, and Morris donkey does the reading, as he doesn’t do writting at all. Spain announces a State of Pandemonium The first thing you … More How to Disinfect your Peasant
The Peasant seems to be well into his Lent, which is all very well but we have to suffer his Taizé chants while he is sweeping out the stable and his voice is not so tuneful these days. Is he going tone deaf? I’ve no idea why the Peasant thinks the readers of this blog … More First Rubí Tuesday in Lent
Rubí Donkey writes her Rubí Tuesday blog. Two years ago I wrottied my first blog article about this subject, remarking that a great deal of information is available on the Interweb on the subject of donkey care, but not much about the less well-known topic of caring for your peasant. My 2018 article has since become … More How to care for your peasant, Part 2
Rubí Donkey writes her Rubí Tuesday blog. It is New Year’s Eve and the end of the second decade of the 21st century. Rubí reflects on the past ten years from a donkey’s point of view. A long time is often referred to as “donkeys years” as donkeys have remarkable longevity in the animal world, living … More Rubí donkey reviews the decade